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Some people just have a complex where they like to be called mommy/daddy. It just turns ‘em on so they want that. Like I saw this one porn where a guy is pretending to screw his stepdaughter and he wants her to call him daddy. Shit happens.

This is why I love Homestuck so much. Regardless of all the crazy shit and all the feels we have to go through, we have updates like these. And I will always find it amazing that these updates hit me at a perfect time in my life where I can relate to

“Y'all need to cease and desist immediately because I just can’t take this shit no mo’. And don’t get mad when nobody likes your shit cause you know you are the only one to blame for that shit. Don’t be like, "Why is

the leaked Lars episode……… Sadie has CALIGULA in her movies and if it’s THAT Caligula I’m thinking about………………Sadie is into some kinky shit, or more likely, the crewniverse XDI might be

Invincible #126 this “reboot” arc started really cool, and the second part was fun and all, but this one… omg… first half is all neat and bittersweet but the second half… is cruel like… really cruel, like damn Kirkman…

wherethewordsare:romansleftshoulderpad:No one admits is but everyone’s REAL favorite ship dynamic is justPerson A: Character you can project ontoPerson B: Your type

Tumblrs all or nothing culture is so fucking weird to me, like a prime example is shipping culture where people think you either have to be against literally all slightly dodgy ships OR be for all ships including definitely gross ones… like can’t

jadelyn: bigbardafree: being mentally ill is just being fed up with your own shit 24/7 like oh my god are we really going to do this again can I have like one hour of peace just one fucking hour oh my god p l e a s e I feel like neurotypical ppl tend

I just get so fatigued of needing to be, essentially, coached and babysat in order to get even partway through a task. Including shit that I legitimately want to do. It’s exhausting living a life spending exorbitant amounts of energy to have a pittance

dragondicks: oldroots: i mean im not the biggest fan of crossovers but even i know that its charm is from the two things being relevant to one another and interacting on the same level, otherwise you just get shit like this this is a bad example bc

bigbardafree: being mentally ill is just being fed up with your own shit 24/7 like oh my god are we really going to do this again can I have like one hour of peace just one fucking hour oh my god p l e a s e

dragondicks: oldroots: i mean im not the biggest fan of crossovers but even i know that its charm is from the two things being relevant to one another and interacting on the same level, otherwise you just get shit like this this is a bad example bc

DBZ is coming back, holy cow I can’t wait to see Goku do all the work again. And… And… Man I can’t even be sarcastic about this shit that’s the stupidest cartoon news I’ve heard in a while. The show has been dead since 95 and even

drags self across the floor. oh my god i feel like shit emotionally and physically and now I’m irrationally upset over Canadian teenage dramas. and I’m alone so this is just great I just want to be happy for one fucking second and like. not

usbdongle: exelev: usbdongle: this isnt a question about the recent smash hit musical hamilton this is just a historical question in general but: which one of the founding fathers, if living now, would be most likely to engage in furry culture Every

jadelyn: bigbardafree: being mentally ill is just being fed up with your own shit 24/7 like oh my god are we really going to do this again can I have like one hour of peace just one fucking hour oh my god p l e a s e I feel like neurotypical ppl tend

Don’t scroll past this – This is important. If we don’t act now fandom life online as we know it could be history, well, the internet as we know it could be history. So if you live in the EU take action and save the internet!

$This is music ! not all that Justin “fucking” bieber \ one “motherfucking” direction \ selena “bitch” gomez shit … take a fucking instrument , play it for real and live .. when your live songs will be better$

This is music ! not all that Justin “fucking” bieber \ one “motherfucking” direction \ selena “bitch” gomez shit … take a fucking instrument , play it for real and live .. when your live songs will be better

jcoleknowsbest: howtobeterrell: capturingherthoughts: Some white people are just so damn crazy…. they like to pretend to be “scared” of us but the shit SOME of them do/say on a regular basis is horrible!!!!!! this why no one trusts you white

ivthetruth: loserhoe: 30thchamber: nocanonhere: number1dreamgirl: WHAT!!!!! This sounds like one of those late night bumps that would come on adult swim back in the day This isn’t some shit anybody can just do, this is talent you gotta be born

jadelyn: bigbardafree: being mentally ill is just being fed up with your own shit 24/7 like oh my god are we really going to do this again can I have like one hour of peace just one fucking hour oh my god p l e a s e I feel like neurotypical ppl tend

bigbardafree: being mentally ill is just being fed up with your own shit 24/7 like oh my god are we really going to do this again can I have like one hour of peace just one fucking hour oh my god p l e a s e

dillonfrancisismydad: poisonousfumes: k-inkyyyy: what if concerts were actually like this, where no one would fuckin push each other around, just be happy and jump and shit is this not real or something they exist. it’s called EDM, son

keiko-chan: [One-Punch Man Manga Gets TV Anime] Cast, staff to be revealed in promo video at Anime Japan this month

jadelyn: bigbardafree: being mentally ill is just being fed up with your own shit 24/7 like oh my god are we really going to do this again can I have like one hour of peace just one fucking hour oh my god p l e a s e I feel like neurotypical ppl tend

a-miks-peaks: what if concerts were actually like this, where no one would fuckin push each other around, just be happy and jump and shit they are like this, it’s an actual footage from an actual concert… All i see is this fricking guy in

suprchnk: being a “person of color” is not a black pass like a lot of people seem to think it is. y’all will get fucked up just like white folk will for trying to be “down.” there’s some shit that just isn’t for you and you need to accept

jadelyn: bigbardafree: being mentally ill is just being fed up with your own shit 24/7 like oh my god are we really going to do this again can I have like one hour of peace just one fucking hour oh my god p l e a s e I feel like neurotypical ppl tend

bigbardafree: being mentally ill is just being fed up with your own shit 24/7 like oh my god are we really going to do this again can I have like one hour of peace just one fucking hour oh my god p l e a s e

bikenesmith: like the worst thing ever is when you’re talking about something you really love to someone and you can just tell that they dont give a shit

babybutta: tanaebrianab: 30thchamber: nocanonhere: number1dreamgirl: WHAT!!!!! This sounds like one of those late night bumps that would come on adult swim back in the day This isn’t some shit anybody can just do, this is talent you gotta be

sinpphire: hhok but imagine ruby crying because of being called defective, like just one of those times where it gets one time too much and hits really deep and sapphire consoles her and tells her that while separated they might be both defective that

amethirstyperidrunk: mushroom-cookie-bears: One thing I don’t get at all is when people comment on my Amedot stuff just to say “I hate this ship but this drawing/AU is nice”. Like…okay? Good for you?? I don’t give a shit??? Complimenting

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